Two men collide frontally in a shopping mall.
"Excuse me" starts one of the two. "
"No, excuse me, I was in a hurry!" says the other.
"I can ask you why are you in a hurry?"
"Yes, of course ... I'm looking for my wife!"
"But really? I'm looking for mine too!"
"But do you think ... and his wife is like that?"
"Well, my wife is 1 meter and 75 feet tall, has straight red hair, short bob with the points facing her face, two perfect legs, a healthy breast and a high butt.
"Let go ... help to look for his wife!"
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