The Comedy Open Mic Weekly Showcase

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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.

Now, let's get into this week's showcase.

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faithetim@faithetim - What delicious food made me do

Everything you did with the maid, has been recorded, those were her duties, not coming here to cook, I'm the one who did the cooking, in the house, "so Ariana, are you cheating on me or what?".

No one expected the end, even the author himself didn't but at least, the meals got delicious. There could be forgiveness later to enjoy the meals.

@faithetim/what-delicious-food-made-me

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deborah-yelemu@deborah-yelemu - FAST & FURIOUS

My brother too began to sing along, he got carried away by the music before we got a road that there was a police checkpoint he didn’t know, when it almost time for the police to check our car, that was when my brother knew what was happening, immediately he turned the car around, my sister and I began to shout “Blood of Jesus” we kept on shouting because a moving trailer was on the other lane and we were almost hit by it.

From a fun thought to a scary ride through short cuts, the scene would have been more interesting to watch for sure.

@deborah-yelemu/fast-and-furious

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supernova004@supernova004 - RUNNING ERRANDS AS A CHILD

Truthfully, that day, i had been indoors all along. You think I was being a good boy? Lol. My parents were home. Who born me to go outside and play when they are home?
I just wanted to go outside and catch some fun.
As was the regular, I was reciting the items…"tin milk, if Dano milk no dey, buy Milo."

That said, you would have guessed right already, he couldn't get the item he was sent to get. But you will have to read to find out exactly what happened.

@supernova004/running-errands-as-a-child

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cheeamaka@cheeamaka - DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOG OWNERS

So I noticed there's been an increase in the number of dogs around. My abode for example, almost everyone now has a dog. A family of four I know of, they own three dogs. It's sort of like a competition. And there's almost a saturation in the number of dogs to humans now. I don't even know what's going on.

Do you own a dog or mistakenly started to train a dog or have the most stupid dog ever? Check this post out to know which category you fall into as a dog owner.

@cheeamaka/different-types-of-dog-owners

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kingsleyy@kingsleyy - I still don't understand karma

I began to scan around me to identify people who had been doing such things to see if, actually, people had been chopping their wives too. Did I see? It's not my mouth you'll hear; you can check in your environment and get your answer.

You would agree that this author is only finding ways to justify what he is doing, it's hilarious.

@kingsleyy/i-still-don-t-understand

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ibbtammy@ibbtammy - Wickedness!!

So as she was about to touch my hair I politely told her to wash her hands, if looks could kill I would have probably died that day as the lady shot me with her eyes without missing, she went straight to wash her hands quite pissed but I patted her on the back that I was sorry.

The title gave off the vibe that the author would be the wicked one but a character was introduced and she is a definition of wickedness.

@ibbtammy/wickedness

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fashtioluwa@fashtioluwa - The day I was caught trying to pull off mission impossible on my mom

So I embarked on a mission to retrieve the phone for myself. I searched the entire house but couldn’t find the phone. "Where could this cunning mother of mine hide this phone?"

Good thing he stated clearly that the mum is a cunny woman, he was beaten to his own game while trying to act smart, do find out in his COM post.

@fashtioluwa/the-day-i-was-caught

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These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.

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