DIFFERENT TYPES OF DOG OWNERS

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Greetings people!
So I noticed there's been an increase in the number of dogs around. My abode for example, almost everyone now has a dog. A family of four I know of, they own three dogs. It's sort of like a competition. And there's almost a saturation in the number of dogs to humans now. I don't even know what's going on.

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Meanwhile, I noticed one or two differences in the owners and their relationship with the dogs and that's what I'll be sharing now. I hope you enjoy this tho..

Security purpose people

Mostly the rich. In spite of their tall gates and barbed-wire fences, they still got a giant and always-angry dog as security. You don’t even dare visit these ones cause one movement..."woof! woof!!" The owners are even scared of them.

Alpha owners

These ones probably attended school for dog care and control. There is no need to panic once you around them and their dog. Once the owner says sit, the dog obeys. Perfect teacher and student scenario

The scared owners

Visit these ones at your own risk. How this one got himself a dog needs to be questioned. Cause he’s as scared of the dog as you. If he tells his dog to go
inside, he will be the one to go inside.

Pet owners

These ones have no strength for wahala. They have dogs for company which they give nice names like: brown, pale, teddy, etc. Usually small and cute things. The downside is that if thieves enter their houses, the dogs are going back with them.

The dog-hood owners

This one is quite abnormal, frankly. Probably lives in one very big house alone but has seven dogs. Just how? Why? Who does that??

The psychopaths

The real dog lover . One week, one new dog. There's always a steady flow of 404.

The Unaware owners

This dog does not have any home. You can call it 'the traveler'. The owner changes hands without paying a dime. The might not even know that he owns a dog. Talkabout a very fair-weatherly dog that goes with the best provider.

The dog non-lovers

These ones don’t have time for animals. They've not eaten to their fill and you want them to get the dog. You know how expensive dog food is? Cue them on their dog?

The 'Come inside he doesn’t bite' owners

Avoid these ones totally. Never you trust this one. If the dog is not in it's cage, don’t go in. I repeat, do not go in. Person go buy something wey de always bone-face and wey him no dey give better food come invite humanbeing come the house for food hangouts. No conscious! Abi you think say the dog know dey notice?

The Confused owners

These ones have no business getting a dog. It's probably peer pressure or show off that made them get one. They're seeing shege back-to-back and still had the liver to buy dog...the audacity! Give them.ome week and hunger will finish them and their dog. True!

Meanwhile, do you own a dog?
Where do you fall?
Make nobody lie here o.

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Greetings!