#humour

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Ahahahah! Adorei esta resposta. A ver se me lembro da próxima vez que o médico perguntar. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Esta está bem imaginada. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 12/09/2026 6912 Walking,Daily Activity Height 165 cm

Este cartoon descreve exactamente o que acontece comigo... 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 11/09/2026 8160

É um erro honesto. Que culpa tem o rapaz que o inglês seja tão confuso, com metade das letras que se escrevem mas não se pronunciam? Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS).

Agora tudo faz sentido. Os egípcios também não conseguiram perceber as instruções de montagem. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version

Não é preciso fazer algo em grande para que reparem em ti. Às vezes um pequeno gesto é suficiente. 😎 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version

Quem nunca fez isto!? 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 01/09/2026 4704 Daily Activity Height 165 cm Weight 72

Ui, ui. Andar com isto na estrada é mesmo para testar a vontade dos motociclistas. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io

Há tatuagens e tatuagens. Cuidado com o que fazes, porque não vai sair. 🤪 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 28/08/2026

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Cuidado com as sugestões que dás, podem correr mal para o teu lado. 😏 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 24/08/2026

Quem disse que os pinguins não podiam voar? Afinal podem. Só têm que pagar o bilhete. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Estou a derreter... Mas não há nada com que me preocupar, segundo os Trumpistas, Mileizinhos e Venturinhas, as alterações climáticas são uma mentira dos cientistas que estudaram a vida toda só para nos

Ora aqui está uma pergunta pertinente. Como é que todas estas bebidas passaram o controlo de segurança? 🤣🤣🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.