#humour

Hoje fiquei por casa a arrumar umas coisas, lavar a roupa, lavar a louça e pouco mais. Como tal, não há muitos passos a reportar. 😆 Aqui fica um cartoon para complementar o post. [Image Source]( social)

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

After a miserable few days of heavy rain, I jumped at the chance of a dry morning to head out into the woods, shake off the cobwebs, and see what kind of mess the weather had made for this week's

A decisão entre ter um gato branco ou um gato preto é bastante simples, basta olhar para o tipo de roupa que tens no armário. 😆 Image Source Hoje estive por casa e o telemóvel nem sequer estava no bolso,

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Foi avistada uma nova espécie de caracol. São gigantes, do tamanho exacto de um veado. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on

Para a gerência, remover problemas das apps não é prioritário... Mas como utilizador, uma das coisas que mais chateia e pode levar a procurar alternativas é mesmo o mau funcionamento da app. 🤷‍♀️ Image

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

More dark humour from Britain

Se vais ser estúpido para os outros não te admires se te acontecer o mesmo. 😏 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io

Infelizmente também faço isto. Compro mais livros do que os que leio... E penso, um dia destes vou-vos ler. E continuam na prateleira à espera desse dia. 🥲 Image Source This report was published via Actifit

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Não seria mais simples usar o sistema métrico do que inventar um sistema de medição baseado em pirilaus? 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Não gostas das verduras? Se calhar só precisas de saber como as cozinhar. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 08/10/2026

Bem, se o sem abrigo colocou no perfil que é colecionador de moedas, não se pode dizer que tenha mentido. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Primeiro dizem uma coisa, depois o contrário. Assim é complicado. 🤷‍♀️ Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 06/10/2026

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Porque é que Adão e Eva tinham umbigo? É melhor não pensar muito nisso, se não querem ficar malucos. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version