#humour

Não seria mais simples usar o sistema métrico do que inventar um sistema de medição baseado em pirilaus? 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Não gostas das verduras? Se calhar só precisas de saber como as cozinhar. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 08/10/2026

Bem, se o sem abrigo colocou no perfil que é colecionador de moedas, não se pode dizer que tenha mentido. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original

Primeiro dizem uma coisa, depois o contrário. Assim é complicado. 🤷‍♀️ Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 06/10/2026

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Porque é que Adão e Eva tinham umbigo? É melhor não pensar muito nisso, se não querem ficar malucos. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version

Se esta é a tua ideia de apresentação, então faz um favor a todos e fica em casa. Nem sequer saias da cama, é um favor que fazes a todos. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

O que realmente interessa são as estatísticas, certo? 🥲 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 24/09/2026 4704 Daily

Yep. Definitivamente, este é o local mais tranquilo da empresa. Mas às vezes cheira um bocado mal. Bem, não se pode ter tudo. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS).

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Ahah, esta piada só funciona em inglês, mas está muito boa! Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 21/09/2026 3072 Daily

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Ahahahah! Adorei esta resposta. A ver se me lembro da próxima vez que o médico perguntar. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here

Dead Pets Society is a passion project of @honeydue and @godfish. It is about yearning for the other. About the desire to subvert meanings and look at the world through different eyes. To see things anew.

Esta está bem imaginada. 😆 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 12/09/2026 6912 Walking,Daily Activity Height 165 cm

Este cartoon descreve exactamente o que acontece comigo... 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version here on actifit.io 11/09/2026 8160

É um erro honesto. Que culpa tem o rapaz que o inglês seja tão confuso, com metade das letras que se escrevem mas não se pronunciam? Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS).

Agora tudo faz sentido. Os egípcios também não conseguiram perceber as instruções de montagem. 🤣 Image Source This report was published via Actifit app (Android | iOS). Check out the original version