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This is our weekly showcase where we highlight posts in this community shared here in the last seven days. These are the posts that have impressed us at COM the most.
Now, let's get into this week's showcase.
@supernova004 - DIFFERENT PEOPLE YOU'LL FIND IN A POLLING UNIT
Anyway, like in every gathering one finds himself, there are always different characters. Doesn't just apply to humans alone, you know. In your mother's soup pot, do you find veggies alone? Stop salivating!! See you already thinking wide and wild. What a meat-mover!
The various characters made the whole place fun. Sincerely, I just cannot wait for Saturday, for the gubernatorial election, because, crazy people will show themselves. Drama will be unending.
Here are the kinds of people I noticed and some I heard about;
When we thought he went to vote for the betterment of the country, he also went to do census watch on the kind of people that went to vote.
@supernova004/different-people-youll-find-in-a-polling-unit
@kingsleyy - Love is not just wicked, it's stupid too
When we've all sat down during the sermon, mehn!, I couldn't concentrate because my eyes were fixed on them as they were gisting, exchanging notes, bibles, and pens...they did all the lovebirds stuff but thank God they did kissed because I would have blown up. They were seated in the row in front of me.
I was just praying for a quick close of service because the scene was unbearable for me.
Another tale to prove that love isn't wicked or did I read that wrongly. All the same, he has experience love once again, he should be congratulated.
@kingsleyy/love-is-not-just-wikced
@nelson-george - Being God for a day....
The first thing is wiping all the atheist from the face of the earth and I would do it so grand. I imagine an interview with the most followed atheist on the planet, whoever that may be. He or she because I wouldn't be a sexist god would be there live, talking about how I do not exist. I would wait for the part they always say, "If your god exists, he should....", then proceeds to tell me what is expected of me. Thats when I strike them with a lightening bolt and carve my initials on their forehead.
One of those humans you shouldn't even let imagine how it is to be a god for a minute, he would burn down the whole galaxy and of course make himself immortal.
@nelson-george/being-god-for-a-day
@joycealarapon - Pills
A few years later, I was down with malaria (not critical) and my aunt who just got her nursing license at that time suggested that I take injections to speed up my recovery.
I disagreed with everything in me that day. She and my mother made plans to lure me into the room so that I could be trapped and as such make me take the injections.
I knew of their plans before they tried to execute it. In fact, when she made an attempt to force me to stay in the room with her, I fled and didn’t return home till she was gone at night.
The aunt would have felt hurt if she had been told that she is still too new to give injection treatment, I wonder why she wasn't told and let's see how far the hurt would go.
@cheeamaka - KIDS AND THEIR DRAMA
Kids do too many weird thing and funny things that you sometimes wonder where they get such ideas. Then you remember that you were a kid who always ran around barefooted and shirtless and you did far worse and almost made your parents get high BP.
Have you ever wondered that maybe the screws holding the brain of a child are unscrewed and with every year they turn +1, one screw is tightened? Just wild thoughts.
With some of you, I know the screws are still left undone. Don't come for me, my head is paining me.
Okay, see this.
Another episode of weird things kids did but it's more shocking that this one kid
@cheeamaka/kids-and-their-drama
These are this week's showcase posts. They are funny, well-written, and outright amazing. Make sure to check them out.
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