Don't know if anyone has told y'all yet, but we're fast approaching that holiest of holy shit, it's God's birthday. Anyone care to hazard a guess which deity was born on December 25th and makes it so holy?
Jesus Christ, you'd better not get this one wrong. If you did in fact answer Jesus I have bad news for you, you've been hoodwinked by the War on Sol Invictus! Tis sad but true.
We need to remember the reason for the season y'all. That there War on Christmas ain't nothing but misdirection, smokescreen since the days of Constantine, to distract from the War on Sol Invictus. Been going on for centuries.
Aurelian made one God to rule them all and his name is Sol Invictus. Things went along sunnily from there, at least until Constantine I ventured into the depths of Mordor and discovered a new opiate, which he couldn't help but force upon his masses. Seemed a big ask for everyone to drop the old ways and adopt new ones, so as a compromise they painted a coat of Christianity on the old ways and called it done.
Thus, with a nudge and a wink Dies Natalis Solis Invicti became Christmas and the War on Sol Invictus was born. It continues to this day actually, so the next time The War On Christmas comes on TV, take a moment to explain to your friends and family how it's a parable for the War on Sol Invictus and the true reason for the season. Always a party pleaser.
Here in a bit me and Odin are going to have us a Yule log bonfire and roast flying reindeer as we toast to ol' Sol Invictus. As long as you're not Santa Claus or the game warden, you're welcome to join us. For the rest of you, no matter what holidays you celebrate in the coming days, I hope you have a good'un!
Now for some holiday music.
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