Louisville drivers are brave, in their own special 'impervious to red lights and intolerant of speed limits' way. Live free, die young. Every machine is a smoke machine if you drive it wrong enough.
"I'm sorry sir, but you can't park there." Never know where you're going to find somebody parked. Almost all of the trees lining Southern Parkway bear the scars of surprise parkings.
Buildings too. In recent years the city's drivers have taken it upon themselves to demonstrate once and for all that any building can be a parking garage if you try hard enough.
Meanwhile all the truck drivers have broken up with physics and embraced the power of positive thinking.
Have to hand it to them, they've really stuck with it well.
They say good things come to those who wait, so everyone here should be in for a treat soon.
Bet it's compost flavored ice cream. The real treat is just seeing what is out cruising in the streets.
Pickups with broken backs, rolling testaments to the power of bungee cords, BMW drivers without the slightest inkling of what a turn signal is, you never know what you'll encounter.
The expressways are where the real magic happens, where else can you watch someone spin out doing 90 mph, hit a concrete wall and just keep driving?
It was rather impressive, when the lockdown happened here in 2020 the amount of traffic declined considerably. The number of traffic deaths managed to do the opposite. Not sure what you can say other than that drivers here are a rare breed.
