Greetings and welcome, this meeting of the Society for a Better Dystopia is hereby called to order. Before we get down to business I would like to take a moment to thank all of you for joining me in this crusade jihad struggle for a kinder, gentler dystopia.
If it wasn't for your ceaseless efforts we would never had made it this far. Also have to thank Our Lady Of The Pulled Pork for allowing us to convene here.
Now on to business. Next week is our trip to the nature preserve to see the bees before they melt away like Arctic ice. Absolutely no collecting specimens, unless you want a cool souvenir to show your grandkids.
Reliable sources have informed me that President Biden is about to outlaw renewable energy in exchange for Hunter getting a job at the FBI. Mitch McConnell has been rather mute about this so I'm afraid it must be true.
Good news for our last order of business, the car show. Mark it in your calendars, Labor Day weekend we will be gathering to remind everyone of the heritage of the internal combustion engine. Still need a token Tesla, if one of y'all could help us out we'd be much obliged.
To close this out I would like you to join me in a moment of silence to pause and reflect on dystopias that could have been and the dystopias that will be.
In entropy's name, amen. Y'all be safe out there.
