How's the holidays treating y'all? It's been quite the festive one around these parts, people driving around like teenagers loaded on whiskey and amphetamines and generally going above and beyond the usual holiday surliness. Still, casualties have been relatively light so far.
Heard a holiday tip that could explain at least a little of that, if you run out of eggnog, just add vodka to pancake batter. At that point, who's gonna notice anyway?
Well, that could explain things too... Then again, the unrelenting aural assault that is 'Christmas music' is enough to make anyone a bit unbalanced.
Don't let it get to y'all, or else you might get to spend Christmas in prison. Did that once, well, jail at least, can't say I recommend the experience. You don't realize how much food is advertised over the holidays until you can't have any of it...
If the raven sees it's shadow does that mean it's six more weeks til summer? It's supposed to be 70 degrees (21C) tomorrow, will at least feel like summer's just around the corner.
Sorry kids, no white Christmas this year. Y'all better leave out some gatorade for Santa's reindeer this year, that's heatstroke weather for them kind of critters.
I've rambled on long enough now that it's technically Christmas so I'm going to leave y'all with the best Christmas song ever and go watch Die Hard. Have a good one and don't do anything I wouldn't do!