When you buy a bunch of Steem cause you don't think it could go any lower... but it freakin' does! watch yourself!! source

When the second coffee hits and you gotta go! Am I right? source

Toot toot!! you can do it little Steem engine!!!!! TOOOT TOOOT source

When I gain 2 followers after writing a post source

This is my late night desperation move. Hasn't worked yet....

When I'm on the toilet and someone calls my name source

When Steem goes GREEN on Coinmarketcap! source

There are two types of pussies: & so choose wisely. (i know where your mind went, dirty dirty Steemian!) source source

Counting your Steem to make sure you can go shopping at the Dollar store this month Realising you need to go to the Cent store instead. source source

This is me after 365 cheat days... this diet is working I think, don't you agree? source

The last hour of work on Friday has me like: source

When you're drunk at the bar, go to the bathroom to take a piss and catch yourself in the mirror. "I'm not drunk (burp)" source

When you've been holding a fart in all day and you finally get home! source

If my Steemit wallet was a superhero... Actually, my physical wallet too. source source

There's nothing like having a connecting flight cancelled or getting to the gate a minute after the door closes... Here are phases of emotion that this provokes in 100% of people polled for this study

'CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2' COULD BE GETTING REMASTERED FOR 'CALL OF DUTY 2019' First reaction to this news: I'm quitting my job, marriage, and kids. And then I realised I needed to pay the electricity

This child will rule the world someday. source

And in that instant, Rex questioned whether he really was in fact man's best friend. source

I saw this gif and my thought process went as follows: oh cute, a pigglet! oh, I get it, it's a pig in a blanket! nice, bacon that looks delicious, where could I get one of these I'm now looking for any

This man suffers from: a) Meat sweats b) Mouth on fire c) Uncontrollable flatulence d) Post Wing-eating Stress Disorder e) All of the above source