If you are going to try to trick women into drinking a mystery drink, you should at least put on some pants. Giphy While he ups his game, why don't you check out these funny posts?

When you buy a bunch of Steem cause you don't think it could go any lower... but it freakin' does! watch yourself!! source

Chuck Norris and I have a mutual understanding... Whenever he comes to me in a vision, or leaves a combat knife through my door holding a note to post Chuck Norris Steemit jokes, it's important to act

When the second coffee hits and you gotta go! Am I right? source

What is your favorite book?

Toot toot!! you can do it little Steem engine!!!!! TOOOT TOOOT source

At this stage of early adoption, fiat valuation is simply an entry point in my eyes. Don't let it influence you to make irrational decisions with your holdings you very well may regret. If you truly believe

When I gain 2 followers after writing a post source

This is my late night desperation move. Hasn't worked yet....

When I'm on the toilet and someone calls my name source

When Steem goes GREEN on Coinmarketcap! source

Is it just me or does this video make it look like some maniac is pushing a guy ion a wheelchair over a cliff? Giphy While I wrap my head around the fact that I am the only sick one, why don't you check

There are two types of pussies: & so choose wisely. (i know where your mind went, dirty dirty Steemian!) source source

Counting your Steem to make sure you can go shopping at the Dollar store this month Realising you need to go to the Cent store instead. source source

This is me after 365 cheat days... this diet is working I think, don't you agree? source

The last hour of work on Friday has me like: source

When you're drunk at the bar, go to the bathroom to take a piss and catch yourself in the mirror. "I'm not drunk (burp)" source

When you've been holding a fart in all day and you finally get home! source

The American remake of Slumdog Millionaire isn't going very well. Giphy While he tries to figure out how to literally get the shit out of his ears, why don't you check out these funny posts?

If my Steemit wallet was a superhero... Actually, my physical wallet too. source source