The term vagina place being the scientifically correct term. trust, me I'm a vagina place doctor

Oh, I thought it important to note that this is Chuck Morris not Norris

This is how Chuck Norris swipes right on Tinder If you don't fall, he'll date you. source

Minnows look for Whale approval. Whales look for Chuck Norris' approval. No one looks for Chuck Norris. He finds you.

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Not bad indeed! source

Shogun by James Clavell Ninjas + Samurais + historical fiction = badassness

Pillars of the Earth - Ken Follett

i don't know... you're that far gone might as well go for the blackout!

helps that she herself looks like this: source

until you bring her this when she really meant this giphy giphy

nothing like a cold Sammy on a hot day source

how long do you think he'll stay at PSG?

public angry fellatio is probably never a good idea... no matter how you think things should go man...

pretty sure that's called a nosejob!... source

every college girl after 3 Twisted Teas and 2 Smirnoff Ice

Sharing is caring!!! source

When your car decides your wife needs a wash more than it does and drives itself to the carwash.

So that's what happens? I wasn't sure what to look for.

but then you realize tomorrow is monday source