She did us real dirty! I think she had a plain case of 'you don't know what you have until you lose it'. I'm not her but I know what I've lost. I'VE LOST THE PRIVILEGE TO ROAM AROUND NAKED - WITHOUT BEING ASHAMED.
I look at the prices of dresses and I can feel my eyes burning with tears - tears that if I let fall, will burn my face and leave me scarred for life. I'm not exaggerating, it's bad like that.
As if it's not enough to sell dresses at a ridiculous price, because I'm blessed to be plus sized, I've been cursed to pay extra on fittings. You see stuff like UK 8-12 : #10,000 UK 14-20: 15,000 馃槀馃槶. I get that extra materials are being used to achieve the outfit but sis, I don't want to see that! Post the dresses and their sizes differently if you have to - don't make me feel bad for being thick 馃槀
Thick thighs save lives but they not saving my life from these bills yo! How am I a hero to everyone else but myself - nah mehn, Eve did a thing (I'm aware that this, when used connotes a positive thing, but I mean it to be bad here).
For someone who likes to look good, I enjoy shopping for quality wears and truth be told, of recent, the prices have not been friendly to my pocket. I really just want to know why EVE THOUGHT EATING THE FRUIT WAS A GOOD IDEA! - You had everything you could ask for - why gurlll, tell me whyyyyyyy 馃槶
I made a tweet about being mad at Eve because she's the reason I have to pay so much when I need clothes and a friend responded ' Walk Naked, Nobody dey hold you 馃寶馃寶馃寶'. Y'all know what that emoji means lol cos they'll definitely 'hold me' and lock me up in Yaba left (psych unit). I just want to advocate for quality wears that come more affordable. Is that too much to ask for?
You might say, why not shop thrift? Oh I do and tell you what? They cost just as much as new ones these days because they're 'top grade' 馃槀馃槀 Help me see 'premium used' outfits. But hey, this money must be made; I get that. Just don't be greedy.
All is well o, that's what I can say at this point.
Y'all remind me when I get to Heaven (I know it's supposed to be a peaceful and calm space), I'm throwing hands with Eve - baby girl ain't gon know what hit her. These thick thighs save lives but when they on her, she will need saving from them 馃槀馃槀 ( y'all don't tell God I have this in mind to do).
Are you a snitch 馃槖
