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Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Cop: "Do you know what your husband died of?" Wife: "He died a natural death." Cop: "But you pushed him off the roof." Wife:

Yesterday I was just 2k steps short from my 20,000-step goal. I hope that I will make it on Friday. Photography: Bodrum Castle at night. [//]:# (!worldmappin 37.02689 lat 27.44091 long d3scr) This report

Today Dnes ! (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Teacher at DAMU: 'Remember, you should always separate the art from the artist. That way, you can hate them twice: first for being such a terrible person,

Yesterday we went to Bodrum port only once, so there wasn't many steps. Luckily it was enough to make full actifit report 😀. Hopefully Thursday will be better. Photography: Bodrum at night. [//]:#

Yesterday ones again I was able to make my 20k steps goal. I am sure that I won't make it on Wednesday, but maybe one more time this week. Photography: posh yacht in Bodrum [//]:# (!worldmappin 37.02290

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Wife: "I've had enough. Every evening you go out with the dog, but in all these years you haven't gone out with me even once!" Husband: "Well,

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Mom asks her older son: Why don't you want to lend your little brother the sled? The son replies: I am lending them to him. He has them going uphill and I have

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 At the veterinarian: Doctor, this horse of mine isn’t eating, and it isn’t eating, and it isn’t eating. Doctor: And that horse of yours won’t eat, and won’t

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A blonde walks into a gas station, crying, and asks the attendant, 'Please, I locked my keys in the car, I don't know what to do, could you help me?' The gas

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 Questions for Mom: "Mom, what's for dinner?" "Mom, where's my jacket?" "Mom, what should I wear?" "Mom, what time is it?"