Teacher: "jhon, you try to come forward and mention the symbol of our country?"
jhon: "Garuda bird, sir"
Teacher: "Well, you do not usually clever, jhon .."
jhon: "Hehe, Actually I am really smart lho sir, but unfortunately no one knows .. !!"
Teacher: "Okay .. Now Princess, you try ahead, write down the text that is in the gangs of Garuda bird"
Princess: "Ready sir ... Princess step forward & write 'BINEKA SUNG IKA' on board.
The teacher is concerned, (he knows what the Princess wrote is wrong).
Teacher: it is not BINEKA, but BHINEKA, beginning with BH. "Why not wear a bra?"
Daughter: Puti buru2 put both hands to his chest, facing embarrassment he replied: "Still dried up Pak, not dry ..."
# In Warkop
Miun: Mas coffee 1 yes?
Warkop: What is a coffee?
Miun: Coffee ABC mas
Bahlol: I am also a mas, its DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ 1
The warkop: what coffee is stupid !!
# Drunk
Bahlol: Un, I'm really worried about my girlfriend cheating with a guy laen
Miun: Kesian .. Drunk aja yuk .. !!
Bahlol: Hayuk ...: D usually you if drunk what emang?
Miun: Oblique hat, .. Emang kalo elu usually maboknya pake apah?
Bahlol: Kiranti ....!
Miun: BWEHAHAHA ... (ngakak till hymen torn)
# In the Assembly
Police: How many goats do you steal?
Oni: A pack?
Policeman: How come there are three?
Oni: It's his son pack from behind
Mr. police: (fainted me first)
Oni: (fainted)
# Meet Kuntilanak On the way
Bahlol: Eh Kuntilanak, loe from dlu nakut2in a mulu .. Napa sih ..?
Kuntilanak: Biarin ... from the loe from the first Singles continue .. Not what cape?
Bahlol: (silent tombstone)
# The Ringman Ring
Bahlol: Bang, ice how many cincau bang?
Ice ank: 2 thousand aja
Bahlol: How much is a drop?
Ice sister: If a drop is free.
Bahlol: Yaudah bang, kalo so drops in my glass bang ..
Ice sister: ^ &% #! ... (eat grobak aja lu)
# Watch Ball
Bahlol: Do not let the ball commentator have his name Kusan!
Miun: Why, Lol?
Miun: Can be called 'Bundle' !!
Bahlol: (remote keselek)
# hatch
Mother: Yasin, walquranil hakim ..
Oni: Mak, 'Daughter Exchangeable' has started tuh
Mother: Shodaqollahul adziim
(sinetron devil)
# Attack
Oni: Woii .. Call sono Mr lo, brother lo, Grandpa same grandmother lo yg Metal, here myepepe ..
Also call the boys lo share fight me the same ,, I'm not afraid ..
(Ngomong ama mosquito)
