Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!

Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a five kill scorestreak.

Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

Yo mama so fat they changed one size fits all to one size fits most

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

Yo mama is so fat people thought her butt hole was a black hole.

View post on comus.fun

DUUUUDE YO MAAAMMMMAAA!!!

This will seem like a very extraordinary claim to most. 'Humans evolved as a cross breed between a Pig & a Chimpanzee' However it has been put forward as a hypothesis by Eugene McCarthy & Eugene

Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hop scotch she goes Chicago, New York, L.A.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King