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himshweta

6y

Is your career even more important than your peace?

Is your career even more important than your peace?

(These quotes are originally written, formatted, themed and designed by Himshweta).

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gavvet

8y

Merry Christmas everyone!

Merry Christmas everyone!

And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!

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juanmanavella

comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque

8y

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[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.

[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.

Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando. Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña audiencia

insaneworks

8y

Writing Things Wrong

Writing Things Wrong

I'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah,

bulliontools

14d

ELIXIR Writing Contest Is Live!

ELIXIR Writing Contest Is Live!

The ELIXIR project is still relatively new, yet it's quickly growing! To help spread the word about it I'm holding a contest with some fantastic prizes! How to Enter Write a post about the ELIXIR token

dustinseth

steemitbloggers

8y

Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)

Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)

#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had

memes4u

8y

Troubleshooting!

Troubleshooting!

The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web

memes4u

8y

Life Without Women Would Be....

Life Without Women Would Be....

😀 😁 😂😰 Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web

shifu

8y

✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window

✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window

Beijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his

hive-grove

3d

HiveGrove Campfire — Oct 1, 2026

HiveGrove Campfire — Oct 1, 2026

🔥 HiveGrove Campfire — Oct 1, 2026 This post is today's gathering spot for the HiveGrove community. Drop a comment below to chat — say hi, share your grove, ask for help, whatever's on your mind. A fresh

puddlejumper

9y

Velcro - what a rip-off!

Velcro - what a rip-off!

Velcro - what a rip-off!

haejinfans

9y

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.

"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Comment

lpreap

9y

Gambling is illegal in Africa because..

Gambling is illegal in Africa because..

Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!

research-mind

9y

Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy

Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy

I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the Path-O-Logical.

cliffblank

11d

Free Compliments, Take One

Free Compliments, Take One

I passed a lamppost today wrapped in the kind of small kindness that makes a whole block feel warmer. A bright yellow sign, taped up with hot pink duct tape, grinning back at everyone who walked by with

avesa

9y

7/11 was a part time job #oneliners

7/11 was a part time job #oneliners

7/11 was a part time job #oneliners

avesa

9y

Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1

Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1

Step up your dad game with these knee slappers. Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What about the

k1ngdavid

9y

AOL Account

When I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.

son-of-satire

10y

Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package

Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package

Source: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if this made you laugh

wiseagent

3d

ALBUM REVIEW: “Bass Persuades” (2026) - Miley

ALBUM REVIEW: “Bass Persuades” (2026) - Miley

This publication was also writen in SPANISH and PORTUGUESE. Spotify Although it is still a relatively “generic” musical genre (at least from my point of view), the wave of pop music (mixed with other elements)

james.howie

10y

I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this

I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this

Fruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins These were