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himshweta
Qurator
4y
Is your career even more important than your peace?
(These quotes are originally written, formatted, themed and designed by Himshweta).
$ 0.260
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gavvet
funny
6y
Merry Christmas everyone!
And now for my next trick, I shall proceed to tell a very old but fitting for the season Dad Joke. What is Santa Claus's wife's name? Mary Christmas!
$ 16.679
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juanmanavella
comocorregirlosatodosdeunsolosaque
6y
[MicroTIP] Detox - corregí todos los nombres de archivo dentro de un directorio de un solo saque en un único comando oneliner.
Otro título sugerido: como hacer que los nombres de archivo y directorio de Windows sean compatibles con Linux con un único comando. Va otro mini-micro-nano TIP para mi cada vez mas pequeña audiencia
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insaneworks
pun
6y
Writing Things Wrong
I'll tell you a little secret. English isn't my native language. "We definitely knew that." "First of all you keep pointing that out." "Every single change you get." Yeah,
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mnurhiver
Amazing nature (AN)
8h
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Fire Beetle, Fungus Plants And Wild Flowers
Hello friends, how are you all well today and hopefully we are all still in good health and can participate in activities smoothly. Friday 4 October 2024. On this happy occasion I would like to show you
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dustinseth
steemitbloggers
6y
Slang (Steemitbloggers Contest and Comedy Open Mic Round # 29)
#oneliners The words "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" have recently fallen out of favor, being replaced by the gender-neutral "partner." Its a fine word, but I wish someone had
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memes4u
meme
6y
Troubleshooting!
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back. Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web
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memes4u
life
6y
Life Without Women Would Be....
😀 😁 😂😰 Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Web
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shifu
china
6y
✈ Sichuan Airlines co-pilot sucked halfway out of cockpit window
Beijing (CNN) - A Sichuan Airlines co-pilot was sucked halfway out of an aircraft's cockpit when its windshield shattered during a flight, Chinese state media has reported. Captain Liu Chuanjian and his
$ 0.246
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amigoponc
Humanitas
3d
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[Eng./Esp.] Mყ ɩᥒtɩຕᥲtᥱ ᥴoᥒtᥲᥴt ωɩtᖾ ຕᥙ⳽ɩᥴ. |🎹| Mɩ ɩ́ᥒtɩຕo ᥴoᥒtᥲᥴto ᥴoᥒ Ꙇᥲ ຕᥙ́⳽ɩᥴᥲ.
Music is a magical elixir that touches our souls and bodies in surprising ways!
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puddlejumper
funny
7y
Velcro - what a rip-off!
Velcro - what a rip-off!
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haejinfans
upvote
7y
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce.
"A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So she gets a divorce..." Did you like the One liner? Then Please Upvote and Comment
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lpreap
funny
7y
Gambling is illegal in Africa because..
Gambling is illegal in Africa because there are too many cheetahs!
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research-mind
comedy
7y
Bad One Liners - Dark Comedy
I thought too much about this first one liner - so I wrote that instead. Nonsense is more common sense than making sense. It Science. Science is the signs of the times. Logic is for the Path-O-Logical.
$ 1.370
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sheikh27
food
3d
Promoted
Just visiting a restaurant more likely to local or else.
Hello Hivers It's been long time that i didn't post anything, actually busy with daily life along with telegram crypto bot! Let's talk another day about that funky crypto bot that consume your valuable
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avesa
oneliners
7y
7/11 was a part time job #oneliners
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avesa
oneliners
7y
Dad Jokes - Buns and Puns Vol. 1
Step up your dad game with these knee slappers. Simply launch off a few of these babies to light up family barbecue night. What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? "Dam" What about the
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k1ngdavid
funny
7y
AOL Account
When I was young my mom opened an AOL account just so we had spam to eat.
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son-of-satire
funny
8y
Breaking news: Trump Tower Evaccuated After Reports Of A Suspicious Package
Source: My thoughts: I think this reaction is a little over the top. He's getting rather old. All packages look a little suspect at that age. Laughter is the best medicine. Resteem if this made you laugh
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razzi11
Movies & TV Shows
1d
Promoted
Reseña de W :Between the Worlds (2016)
🦋Spanish Hola amigos amantes de los Doramas Sur Coreanos, espero que se encuentren de maravilla. En este post les comparto mi reseña de un drama estrenado en el 2016, se trata de la historia de fantasía
$ 1.013
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james.howie
funny
8y
I just lost my mood ring... not sure how I feel about this
Fruit truck spills over, create's traffic jam People who are gluten free get a lot of hate, but I really respect them for going against the grain. I'm an archaeologist and my life is in ruins These were
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