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acolucky

7y

One Thing I know for sure...

One Thing I know for sure...

...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.

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acolucky

7y

Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...

Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...

...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.

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acolucky

7y

What if the cure for Corona Virus...

What if the cure for Corona Virus...

...is a wedge of lime?

vskjefst

7y

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November One-Liners.

November One-Liners.

It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise

noemilunastorta

Foodies Bee Hive

2d

Sunday lunch: herb and pepper pork chops with pan-fried potatoes (ENG/ESP)

Sunday lunch: herb and pepper pork chops with pan-fried potatoes (ENG/ESP)

Good morning, blog friends—how are you? It’s Sunday, and we’ve prepared a particularly delicious lunch today: herb and pepper pork chops with pan-fried potatoes! Here is my recipe: 450 grams of herb-seasoned

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

thepholosopher

8d

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MY NEWEST SONG: Love Me Digitally - OFFICIAL AUDIO - Jack Lloyd x The Pholosopher || Produced by LIVING PUFF

MY NEWEST SONG: Love Me Digitally - OFFICIAL AUDIO - Jack Lloyd x The Pholosopher || Produced by LIVING PUFF

Hello everyone! Check out my latest song! Love Me Digitally - OFFICIAL AUDIO - Jack Lloyd x The Pholosopher ||

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

How long is a Chinese name.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

marc99

8y

Daily Jokes

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

josemalavem

1d

En el borde, el tiempo (ejercicio poético) (Esp-Eng)

En el borde, el tiempo (ejercicio poético) (Esp-Eng)

Fuente El tiempo avanza en su indiferencia No sabemos si podemos confiarnos a él siempre tan adusto tan silente Está en el borde de lo que somos o creemos ser inciertos Nos desconoce pero somos su certeza

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

ashfaaaq

8y

Heartbreak

Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

wiseagent

2d

MOVIE REVIEW: “Good Burger” (1997)

MOVIE REVIEW: “Good Burger” (1997)

This publication was also writen in SPANISH and PORTUGUESE. IMDb Synopsis: In a desperate attempt to save the burger joint where they work from going bankrupt, a not-so-smart teenager (and his new coworker)

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.

marc99

8y

Daily jokes

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.