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acolucky
Funny
2020-03-18 02:54
One Thing I know for sure...
...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.
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acolucky
Funny
2020-03-15 17:30
Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.
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acolucky
punchline
2020-03-11 03:11
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
...is a wedge of lime?
vskjefst
one-liners
2019-11-01 16:00
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November One-Liners.
It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise
flormarsal
StemSocial
2026-06-16 19:03
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Dinosaurios: gigantes que dejaron huellas más allá del tiempo. Por Florencia Renata
¿Qué nos viene a la mente cuando pensamos en dinosaurios?: quizás un Tyrannosaurus Rex rugiendo en medio de un ambiente selvático, tal vez un montón de huesos enormes en un museo, o probablemente la colección
marc99
funny
2018-06-16 15:22
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Daily jokes
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
marc99
funny
2018-06-15 16:21
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
marc99
funny
2018-06-14 12:55
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
marc99
funny
2018-06-13 15:34
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
marsdave
Weekend Experiences
2026-06-28 07:48
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The Weekend Life Rewrote For Me.
So, this weekend was supposed to be a very restful one for me. I had it all planned out, I really need to rest and doing my laundry would be the only thing stressful which I would be doing. But then, I
marc99
funny
2018-06-12 11:34
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:44
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How long is a Chinese name.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:35
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:25
Daily Jokes
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
ivyann
Ladies of Hive
2026-06-26 20:34
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Balance Does Not Have To Be Perfection - LOH #294
Balancing the responsibility of my family, career and myself isn't an easy task, it requires a deliberate approach to achieve. Usually, the last thought that I have every night before going to bed is the
marc99
funny
2018-04-23 12:03
Daily jokes
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
ashfaaaq
love
2018-04-22 18:55
Heartbreak
Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.
marc99
funny
2018-04-22 12:00
Daily jokes
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
marc99
funny
2018-04-21 12:02
Daily jokes
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
darth-azrael
photography
2026-06-27 21:42
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Vintage Photos - Lot 6 (325-328)
All of the photos in this set were taken in 1971.
marc99
funny
2018-04-20 12:00
Daily jokes
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
marc99
funny
2018-04-19 12:03
Daily jokes
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
marc99
funny
2018-04-18 12:04
Daily jokes
If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
marc99
funny
2018-04-17 12:02
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Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.