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acolucky
Funny
6y
One Thing I know for sure...
...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.
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acolucky
Funny
6y
Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.
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acolucky
punchline
6y
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
...is a wedge of lime?
vskjefst
one-liners
7y
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November One-Liners.
It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise
igormuba
Town Square
12d
Published via Ecency
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Powering down and leaving Hive because of a top witness using his full power against me
Acidyo is a top 2 witness with 600k HP and a level 84 account. He has the powerful to ruin an account. He has downvoted me twice. If someone that powerful wants to fight me I will just quit and let them
marc99
funny
8y
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Daily jokes
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
marc99
funny
8y
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
marc99
funny
8y
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
marc99
funny
8y
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
tonyz
Photography Lovers
5d
Promoted
Trouville.
Walking the street in Trouville, Normandy. Old Grandeur.
marc99
funny
8y
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
marc99
funny
8y
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Daily jokes
How long is a Chinese name.
marc99
funny
8y
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily Jokes
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
thelastdash
Town Square
7d
Published via Ecency
Promoted
What if Ecency monetize our email newsletters with ads
When I learnt about the Ecency email subscription feature, I felt genuinely happy for it as I see it as the first step into putting Hive content to people that have no clue that there is anything like
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
ashfaaaq
love
8y
Heartbreak
Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
owls-eye
OCD
7h
Published via Ecency
Promoted
From a Power Outage to a Football Game Gig [ENG|SPA]
From a Power Outage to a Football Game Gig [ENG|SPA] EnglishEspañol My greetings and respect to everyone in the Hive community. Today I bring you a blog about how I ended up being hired to sell snacks
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
marc99
funny
8y
Daily jokes
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
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