#one-liners

It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

How long is a Chinese name.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.