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acolucky
Funny
6y
One Thing I know for sure...
...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.
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acolucky
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6y
Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.
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acolucky
punchline
6y
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
...is a wedge of lime?
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one-liners
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November One-Liners.
It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise
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INDONESIAN HIVE
13d
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A Journey Across Samosir: Where Hills and Water Tell Ancient Stories
On Sunday, just one day before Indonesia celebrated the 81st anniversary of its independence, my family and I embarked on a journey that would become one of our most memorable travel experiences. For the
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Daily jokes
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
fat.music
Polish HIVE
6d
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Mam dość PHP. Z pomocą AI uczę się Pythona, robiąc grę karcianą
Na co dzień jestem programistą PHP. A że jest to język nudny i trochę bez przyszłości… no dobra, może trochę przesadzam. ;) Nie chodzi mi oczywiście o to, że za
marc99
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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How long is a Chinese name.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
marc99
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8y
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
ecency
Town Square
12d
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Introducing Creator Newsletters: Your Readers Can Now Get Your Posts by Email
Email digests are live on Ecency. Anyone can subscribe to a creator, a community or Ecency itself and get new posts delivered to their inbox, weekly or monthly. If you write on Hive, you now have a mailing
marc99
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
ashfaaaq
love
8y
Heartbreak
Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.
marc99
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8y
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
soyunasantacruz
Home Solutions
10h
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Repairing the windows in my home 🏡 Reparando las ventanas de mi hogar
New glass and a clearer view of opportunities Hello everyone, welcome to my blog. A few weeks ago, I was out and about in the neighbourhood explaining that I needed to replace the window panes because
marc99
funny
8y
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
marc99
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8y
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
marc99
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8y
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
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