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acolucky
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7y
One Thing I know for sure...
One Thing I know for sure...
...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.
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acolucky
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Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.
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acolucky
punchline
7y
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
...is a wedge of lime?
vskjefst
one-liners
7y
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November One-Liners.
November One-Liners.
It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise
marc99
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
marc99
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
marc99
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How long is a Chinese name.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
marc99
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8y
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
marc99
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
ashfaaaq
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Heartbreak
Heartbreak
Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.
marc99
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
marc99
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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
marc99
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8y
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
marc99
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
marc99
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
marc99
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Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.

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