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acolucky

7y

One Thing I know for sure...

One Thing I know for sure...

...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.

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acolucky

7y

Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...

Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...

...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.

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acolucky

7y

What if the cure for Corona Virus...

What if the cure for Corona Virus...

...is a wedge of lime?

vskjefst

7y

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November One-Liners.

November One-Liners.

It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise

apnigrich

5d

The First Snow And The First Snowman

The First Snow And The First Snowman

It was my wife's birthday on November 4th. On this occasion, she went to visit her mother in the city of Makaryev, and at that time our daughter and our grandchildren from Moscow arrived there, in Makaryev.

marc99

8y

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Daily jokes

C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.

marc99

8y

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

marc99

8y

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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

marc99

8y

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.

shadowanalyst

8d

LOG_007 : DECENTRALIZED EXTRACTION : How MEV bots are secretly robbing your DEX trades

LOG_007 : DECENTRALIZED EXTRACTION : How MEV bots are secretly robbing your DEX trades

[IN LEO COMMUNITY - PART 7 OF THE CRYPTO FINANCIAL INTELLIGENCE SERIES] Ever noticed that weird feeling when you swap some tokens on Uniswap or Pancakeswap, and you end up with slightly less in your wallet

marc99

8y

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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

marc99

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How long is a Chinese name.

marc99

8y

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.

marc99

8y

Daily Jokes

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

onemoretea

7d

Commute and Shoot on my Way - My Actifit Report Card: November 8th, 2026

Commute and Shoot on my Way - My Actifit Report Card: November 8th, 2026

Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Sunday ☀️ 6379 I didn’t have any time this morning for a walk before the third and final day of the Science Summit at Café Moskau near Alexanderplatz. So today I walked

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

ashfaaaq

9y

Heartbreak

Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.

aljif7

7d

A Daily Word in Spanish (580)

A Daily Word in Spanish (580)

temprano (adv.) Blog de aljif7 PLATAFORMA: Hive FECHA: Sábado 7 de noviembre de 2026. Área: Educación-Aprendizaje. A Daily Word in Spanish (580)-temprano (adv.) (Sources: Educalingo, a Pictionary, Wikipedia

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.

marc99

9y

Daily jokes

Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.