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acolucky
Funny
2020-03-18 02:54
One Thing I know for sure...
...when you type "Walmart shooting" into a search engine, you have to be more specific.
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acolucky
Funny
2020-03-15 17:30
Corona Virus has ravaged the markets...
...but my toilet paper stock is on a roll.
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acolucky
punchline
2020-03-11 03:11
What if the cure for Corona Virus...
...is a wedge of lime?
vskjefst
one-liners
2019-11-01 16:00
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November One-Liners.
It's the first of the month, which means there’s time to add some more one-liners to the ever-growing collection. The majority of the one-liners this month is lifted form Mr. One-Liner. The best exercise
wiseagent
Scrobble.life
2026-08-07 19:51
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MOVIE REVIEW: “Compliance” (2012)
This publication was also writen in SPANISH and PORTUGUESE. IMDb Synopsis: When one of the employees at a fast-food chain is “formally” accused of stealing money from a customer's purse, an ordinary workday
marc99
funny
2018-06-16 15:22
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Daily jokes
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
marc99
funny
2018-06-15 16:21
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
marc99
funny
2018-06-14 12:55
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
marc99
funny
2018-06-13 15:34
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
onemoretea
Actifit
2026-08-09 21:18
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Feathered Friends in the Morning - My Actifit Report Card: August 9th, 2026
Welcome to Liquid Eye’s Actifit Blog Sunday ☀️ 12624 A warm, sunny Sunday morning for a relaxing bike ride to Plötzensee, including a walk around the lake using interval walking. It’s always a nice change
marc99
funny
2018-06-12 11:34
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:44
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How long is a Chinese name.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:35
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
marc99
funny
2018-06-11 22:25
Daily Jokes
Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
apnigrich
HiveGarden
2026-08-08 19:26
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Harvest time
[] Greetings, friends. Last time, I was thinking about growing broccoli and showed my harvest. This morning I noticed that there are more than a dozen pears under the pear tree. I tasted them, and it turned
marc99
funny
2018-04-23 12:03
Daily jokes
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
ashfaaaq
love
2018-04-22 18:55
Heartbreak
Parched of love ,she acted as Mirage in the desert of my heart.
marc99
funny
2018-04-22 12:00
Daily jokes
Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
marc99
funny
2018-04-21 12:02
Daily jokes
When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
tonyz
Black And White
2026-08-08 10:58
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Shadowplay. Monomad Challenge.
Low angle sunlight in Normandy.
marc99
funny
2018-04-20 12:00
Daily jokes
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
marc99
funny
2018-04-19 12:03
Daily jokes
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
marc99
funny
2018-04-18 12:04
Daily jokes
If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
marc99
funny
2018-04-17 12:02
Daily jokes
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
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