Curiosity rover "jesse2you" has landed. hello? Did I survive the trip? looking out view port,searching for signs,and wonders. .. :-)

Things Better Left Unsaid

Please if a girl rapes a man and she got pregnant who is responsible for the pregnancy..? I'm confused . .

At my at age, my mom still changes TV channels when a sex or kissing scene comes up, I just smile and say this woman don't know me . .

Lady standing in a bus: "Your thing is touching me". Man: "Sorry, it's my salary in my pocket" Lady: "I have been observing you o! Your salary has increased 5 times in the last

The best place to eat, drink, flex and chill the way you like is in your dream and if you don't have money to pay, just wake up . Nobody will catch you...hahahahaha .

I am thinking of creating a social network, i'll name it FINGER.......So people will be like i'll FINGER you when i get home. "Ladies will be like 'Hey! @kvnq why didn't you FINGER me last night....I

What is a wedding?? A wedding is a gathering of people where two people are thinking of sex and the rest of the people are thinking of food.

After having unprotected sex with a porn star you'll start seeing things like (Car plate number, HIV-243VC)......Even some house numbers will be like (No. 12 STD Rd. off 4 GRA Opp. AIDS)

If bitcoin go to zero ima get this tat

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And it will never leave you.

You wanna see a happy women during her monthly cycle? - Then watch a TV commercial...

Dad: Hey son, did you bring girls home, while we were on a vacation? Son: No dad, i did not. Dad: HA, what a dumbass!

Master Wong, why we chineese look all the same? I am not Master Wong...

Luna reacts to a leaf blower. She looks so ferocious, but she is just a very energetic puppy! This video makes me laugh; I hope, you'll, have the same reaction! ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

I need foreign followers.. ;-)

smells good

Game Of Thrones - Humor and Memes

Dog Catches Fish Crossing The Road!