SALT LAK: Saltakak Rex Breeds are very beautiful and hairy, but one of the same Pumps Albert Mode of the tribe is always depressed and looks very angry. In 90% of her photos on Instagram, she appears in

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If the earth rotates

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to

Wife is depressed husband == In the 10th anniversary of marriage, the wife said to her husband, "You never loved me!" == The husband became angry: "So these half-dozen boys and girls do

Money doesn`t grow on tress.. MOM;Money is made from paper and paper comes from trees. .therefore your argument is invaild. .

Mom always said, Money doesn`t grow on tress... Mom..!!! Money is made from paper and paper comes from tress. Therefore your argument is invaild ..

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It's two friends who are in a bar, they are full to the eyes then one says to the other: - '' Tell me man, how much does a fart weigh? '' The other looks at him, thinks and answers: - '' Bha it's gas it

the teacher gave her students a home-made essay on the theme: Tell me about your pet. Two days later, she asks Toto: - Toto, can you explain to me why you did exactly the same wording as your brother,

In an office, a secretary says to her blonde colleague: What am I tired at the moment? I would take a few days of vacation, but the boss will never want! So, before he sees us, I'll hang on to the ceiling

   In a train compartment, a guy accidentally drops a fart. He does not disassemble himself, and he joins his two hands, crossing his fingers and slapping his palms together to imitate the sound

Toto sitting right behind the bus driver began to recite: -If my father was a rooster and my mother a hen I would be a chick; if my father was an ox and my mother a cow I would be a calf ... The angry

Larki pathan se: Tum khali pait kitne saib khate ho? Pathan: Chaar. Larki: Nahin sirf ek, kyunki is ke baad tum khali pait nahin rahoge. Pathan: Wah yaar kamal ho gaya, hum apne dost ko bhi btaye ga. Pathan

Bank Manager To Santa: Cash khatam ho gaya hai kal aana Santa To Bank Manager: Lekin mujhe mere paise abhee chaahiye Manager To Santa: Dekhiye aap gussa mat kariye, Shaanti se baat keejiye.. Santa To Manager:

संता और बंता दोनों भाई एक ही क्लास में पढ़ते थे। अध्यापिका: तुम दोनों ने अपने पापा का नाम अलग-अलग क्यों लिखा? संता: मैडम फिर आप कहोगे नक़ल मारी है, इसीलिए।