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The cost of this is too high to bear, it’s utterly perplexing why someone would try and shoulder such a humongous load.
Why would you even think such a thing, a covetous fool like you would be better dead, buried under a parking lot than selling my product, you worm.
The spring air danced across her face, lifting her spirits and reminding her of a simpler time.
Eating hotdogs competitively is not easy, in fact you’d be hard pressed to find someone who can eat 30 dogs in one sitting, let alone in under 15 minutes.
How much longer would they need to wait? The air burned; a miasma of doubt and trepidation.
You’re right, that is an incredible ass. I mean 4 working legs and a strong back; I just might cry.
A smoking cat? Well now I’ve seen it all.
The wind whipped at the dry cobble beneath his feet. He shambled forwards, embraced by the overwhelming presence of the castle.
A clock chimed in the distance, and her stomach sunk. She rose to a stand, her knees wobbling with anxiety and her breath quivering.
Looking at his watch, he sighed. “Not again”, he muttered under his breath. The bus screeched to a stop, and the door clapped open to reveal the source of his angst.
Unlike other boys, he was different. Or at least that was what his mother had always told him. Looking around the classroom, he could tell that his genius was uncontested as Rosie picked her nose in the corner and Brian struggled to hold his pen. “Settle down now boys and girls, it’s reading time”. Gary slipped out his 450-page behemoth and smirked to himself as the rest of the class opened their 15-page picture books. You simpletons, he thought to himself as he flicked open his mother’s copy of the Yellow Pages.