What? What's that judges?
Well, what can I say.
You didn't mention exactly how to include it in the title, did you?
_{If ya'll see a new rule addition in the next contest, you know why now.}

turns to the audience

Ever thought about what could be the prime example of being lazy?
Look no further because you're looking at it already .
This post.

_{"Hi mom! I'm on stage!"}

2 Birds 1 Stone(d To Death)

_{Well, what'd you think was gonna happen when you threw that stone?}

That's right. Not only am I participating in a contest as of right now in this instance, but I'm also introducing you to a new series that I will be starting, coming Monday, titled:
Monday Meme Dump.
_{Yes, I've considered joining acrobatics for the next Olympics.
2 posts in one, how else does one pull that off?}

What/Why This Series

Reason

Posting multiple individual posts just for a meme is nothing short of spamming our followers' feed. So, to keep my blog looking shiny and neat like how it is (no you don't get to argue otherwise) I thought of making a collection of all memes and then posting them in one post.

Benefits

How this benefits you is - now you can waste more of your time in my meme posts while contemplating if you should unfollow me.
How this benefits me is - I'll have lesser followers...wait what. No! That's not righ-
_Genius.

Example

Take a peek at how it'll look like:

Monday Meme Dump[or Contest Entry?(OR Monday Meme Dump?{OR CONTEST ENTRY?!})]

1. A bit of self psych-up first

Let us not deplete the reward pool of Steemit and provide every minnow an equal chance to earn fairly for their quality content into which they put a lot of effort.
_{No, stop! You're killing the mood! This is a comedy contest, you're supposed to be funn-}

2. Knowing your spam and knowing you're spam

It is important to know the difference between genuine, encouraging comments and low-quality, spam comments. This can be done so by knowing what spam comments are and ensuring you don't commit those mistakes.
_{Wait, what?! What are you on about? Where's the joke in tha-}

3. The one that's troubled by ban-

_{STOP CUTTING ME OFF YOU PIECE OF-}

dwidth

How often do we complain about issues in our life? Why don't we take action to solve them, instead? Let's take a pledge to solve our problems instead of spreading them.
_{Fine. You know what? Let's lose this stupid contest. I didn't like it in the first place anyway...
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Hey...where'd you g-}

4. When you're drunk AND philosophical

Totally relatable.
Ha ha ha.
Am I not right, people?
_{Huh. That...that was actually...funny. Not the caption though. That was terrib-}

5. Tag that half-witted friend who never gets it

This faeces is illuminated A.F., family.
_{Haha that actually is. But please stop with the captions already. I feel like killing myself.
So hey, you're not so bad after all huh.
I think I'm actually starting to like y-}

Thank you for reading!

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_{@yesaye was her-
OH GODDAMNIT}