《蝶恋花》 【宋】苏轼 花褪残红青杏小。 燕子飞时，绿水人家绕。 枝上柳绵吹又少。天涯何处无芳草。 墙里秋千墙外道。 墙外行人，墙里佳人笑。 笑渐不闻声渐悄。多情却被无情恼。

《采桑子》 【宋】欧阳修 春深雨过西湖好，百卉争妍。 蝶乱蜂喧。晴日催花暖欲然。 兰桡画舸悠悠去，疑是神仙。 返照波间。水阔风高扬管弦。 ：在深春时节百花的争艳那种生命最勃发的时刻，作者却可以让“兰桡画舸悠悠去 ”，享受热闹，却不迎合热闹，“不以物喜，不以己悲 ”，在“疑是神仙”的悠然中，获得了身心最大的愉悦。春，美在春风十里的柔情款款。

东风第一枝·咏春雪 史达祖 　　巧沁兰心，偷黏草甲，东风欲障新暖。谩凝碧瓦难留，信知暮寒轻浅。行天入镜，做弄出、轻松纤软。料故园、不卷重帘，误了乍来双燕。 　　青未了、柳回白眼。红欲断、杏开素面。旧游忆著山阴，厚盟遂妨上苑。寒炉重暖，便放慢春衫针线。恐凤靴，挑菜归来，万一灞桥相见。

临江仙 苏轼 冬夜夜寒冰合井，画堂明月侵帏。青缸明灭照悲啼。青缸挑欲尽，粉泪裛还垂。 未尽一尊先掩泪，歌声半带清悲。情声两尽莫相违。欲知肠断处，梁上暗尘飞。

卜算子·咏梅 陆游 驿外断桥边，寂寞开无主。已是黄昏独自愁，更著风和雨。 无意苦争春，一任群芳妒。零落成泥碾作尘，只有香如故。

清平乐·年年雪里 年年雪里，常插梅花醉。挼尽梅花无好意，赢得满衣清泪。 今年海角天涯，萧萧两鬓生华。看取晚来风势，故应难看梅花。

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the drunk. “Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern

Give me a dollar Son: Dad, give me a dims. Father: Son, don't you think you*re getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right,Dad,give me a dollar, will you? #funn #funny

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her student what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they

Teacher:''Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world? Peter:''Well,well...eyelids... Teacher:''What?Eyelids? Peter:''Yes,sir.Because as soon as I shut my eyes,the erelids cover everything of the world.

Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. will said,"Well,you know the Pacific ocean? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill wasn't impressed, "Well

Spare No Efforts in Doing Things Concentration and perseverance built the great pyramids on Egypt's plains. The master of a single trade can support a family. The master of several trades cannot support

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.The first man says, "I got me some chickens for dinner tonight."The other man

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After

A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer, because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with one of her friends. Her friend

Suppose someone gave you a pen — a sealed, solid-colored pen.You couldn’t seehow much ink it had. Would you plan and plan before you ever wrote a word? Would your plans be so extensive that you never even

Success is so much more than just money or fame. Success is about being able to live a happy and fulfilling life that allows you to be true to who you really are. If you want to have a successful life,

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing equipment,

Woman A told Woman B, 'I have the perfect son'. Woman B asked, 'Does he smoke?' Woman A answered, 'No, he doesn't'. Woman B: 'Does he drink whiskey?' Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'. Woman B: 'Does he ever come