Woman A told Woman B, 'I have the perfect son'.
Woman B asked, 'Does he smoke?'
Woman A answered, 'No, he doesn't'.
Woman B: 'Does he drink whiskey?'
Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'.
Woman B: 'Does he ever come home late?'
Woman A: 'No, he doesn't'.
Woman B: 'I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?'
Woman A: "He will be six months old next Wednesday'.
