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Monsters Under the Bed
A poem by WrongJohn
"There's no such thing" my mother said
"As children living on your bed!"
Yes, that's it. If you feel robbed, here's some commentary: If monsters were indeed living under the bed, they'd probably be just as scared as we are - and that's exactly what inspired me many years ago to write this poem. This original poem is one my oldest, but remains one of my favourites. Thank you to