Stupid Questions 115

Canadian singer-songwriter, musician and actress Avril Lavigne, “The Carpet Cleaner,” and “The Chili Dog” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than stupid questions. Here is maybe the last bunch, ladies and germs:

Guys, when a gal threatens to put her foot up your @ss does it secretly turn you on? In response do you ask her: ”All at once or one toe at a time?”

I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
(Her voice.)

What’s the dirtiest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL truly not get? (In Espanol it’s: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)

What is in a man’s pants that you won’t find in a girl’s dress?

(Pockets.)

Do these Dems-in-environmentalists’ clothing really not understand that the electric car’s ultimate energy source is actually an oil-fired power plant?

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?
(Your nose.)

Ladies, if you had to pick, would you be a dominatrix or a submissive?

What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
(Talk.)
Would you even care if I failed to include a couple lesbians here?

Ladies, do you prefer sex at night, in the morning, mid-afternoon, or NOW?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Could be since this just might be the final edition of the series.)

“Is That You?” (Maybe you shouldn’t do it in the dark?)

“Ain’t That Peculiar?” (Compared to what or who?)

“Who Wants To Be Lonely?” (On the other hand, who wants to remain disease-free?)

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