American pop singer Carissa Alvarado, “DVDA”, “The Electric Chair”, and “Felching” aren’t mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, boys and girls:
Ben Kitchens asked: “If the past tense of teach is taught then why isn't the past tense of preach praught? If mice is the plural for mouse then why isn't hice the plural for house?”
Did you ever look at a stranger from behind and think: “I would so lick that”?
What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “ilegal” no lo entiendes?)
Is there really anyone stupid enough to not know the difference between “some kind of ransom note” and a cable bill?
Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?
Do deaf people fart in public with no remorse because they can’t hear how loud it is?
Did you know that when a girl asks you: “Am I the only one you have sex with?” you should not answer: “Yes! The others are nines and tens”?
Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Apparently not since you won’t let it die.)
“Can I Sit Next To You Girl?” (My feet are tired.)
“Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?” (Try wearin’ a grass skirt?)
“Are You Sitting Comfortably?” (If not my face’s available.)
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