Minnow Adoptions....

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Twenty-Seven days ago, I made a post about adopting a minnow.  The process has been fun and entertaining.  My version of why I needed a minnow and what I would do for a minnow were outlined Here

*another great skill that brandyb@brandyb brought was putting her head on fish pictures!  That is amazing.  Isn't she amazing!

I've decided to adopt a Minnow.  Not just adopt, but live vicariously through you co-dependently.  Not just adopt though, to take an unnatural, over-involved interest in a minnow's life
If you are adopted, I will live for your success or failure.
I will over-estimate your successes and become over-involved in your failures
I will brag about you even when you don't deserve it.  I will post about how fabulous you are even if you are barely average.
I will nag you and give you unsolicited advice
I will upvote you just to keep you happy, I will demand that others acknowledge your talents and shame them for upvoting others over you.
I will quickly tire of you when you become self sufficient and can no longer meet my need to be needed
Since my own success is moderate at best, I hope to catapult you past my own level and remind you for the rest of our lives, how I am responsible for all of your victories.If you are interested in becoming my online project giving me illusions of making a difference and a smug sense of personal importance, please apply below.  I will focus on you until I lose interest.  Likely about a month, after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career.Please let me know how you can fulfill my need to be needed below..Must be a small account with less than 1k SteemPower, a history of PoweringUp, and some reasonable content.For the rest of you feeling unloved, you should adopt a minnow also, everyone needs an indentured servant. 

So, Initially I thought this would just be a fun post, but I have really enjoyed the project.  If you haven't been following along, it was all in fun and I selected brandyb@brandyb for her sense of humor, (The ability to understand it was all in fun)  Her content and also because she is interesting and fun.  In the process I gained getting to know someone a little better.  It turns out I really like her.  Some day, I hope she will adopt a minnow of her own.

We have about a week of our relationship left and then brandyb@brandyb will be abandoned with all my other old projects.  Except from time-to-time, as she is destined to be great, I will remind her that I once helped her.  ;)   (a joke)

So, in the next round.... I think minnows will make a vlog  a post or a song putting themselves up for adoption and using the tag #adoptaminnow

I am just letting you know in advance so you can consider the project and think about it creatively...   I am also going to look for other large minnows/dolphins and whales that are interested in adopting.

Get ready for the #adoptaminnow project.  If you haven't checked out brandyb@brandyb please do so now!

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