Today i will tell a food story. Today is either the whole truth or a lie, you decide...
Ive worked in pizzerias all my life. I know how they think, how they act, what they eat, etc etc.
My friend and i were broke and hungry. I said " i know how we can eat". He said "lets do it".
We called a local pizzeria and i told him " order everything and anything you want" and i did the same. Between the two of us it was around $150 lol smh. Sodas, pizzas, calzones, wings etc etc.
Now here is where my fancy kicked in. I had it delivered to a local laundromat (w a front and a back door). We're there waiting on our food.
I felt so bad for the driver but shit sometimes you gotta eat. She shows up (even worse a girl haha) and i happily receive the food. Im handing everything to my friend who is loading the truck at the back door. I accept the last pizza and quickly remembered i left my zero money wallet in the truck. "Ill be back in one second " i said. Exited the rear and happily drove home w the goods.
Happy guilty full bellies.
THE END.
True or false? Idk. Never do stupid punk shit unless in absolute necessity. Also, always pay your debts.