Get rich quick! no really, possibly, maybe I've always been a risk taker and so take this with a pinch of salt, but this may be the best potential set up to make a decent amount of money for relatively

Ok dudes you gotta listen up because this is getting serious now. You think bitcoin is a bubble? You think crypto currency is a passing phase? Things are changing and its going to happen faster than you

Listen I know I call you all assholes, but understand that its a theme and because I think we are all assholes and we just need to admit it and embrace ourselves and each other. So don't be offended asshole.

The caterpillar It was the middle of summer, almost half of our concrete triangle yard was in the sun. We congregated against the fence. As usual it was peeler who led the conversation. He didn't like

There were opposing worlds in prison. There was the communal one we were all involved in. The constant piss-taking, the laughing at and general mocking of the prison officers that were dicks, of which

Right then, this is it, we're going in. I'd spent the weekend in the local police cells. They were uncomfortable and you only left the cell half an hour per day so I read a few shitty Jack Reacher novels

I need to divert from my prison tale for a moment to talk about anger, because I'm full of it. I have been ever since I remember. I used to have huge temper tantrums. I use to scream and cry and slam doors

Ok where were we...I had just pulled my head out of my asshole right? (We''ll get back to the arrest in a minute, promise). So I decided I needed to change drastically, and I did so, quickly. I gave up

First of all let me just let you know why the paper's story added to part 1 doesn't quite gel with mine. Firstly they say they intercepted £5000 in cash and that's how they caught me, this wasn't how they

So I'm finally gonna try and write about my time in prison. I think I have put it off for so long because when I've started to write it down I've realised that it doesn't make a lot of sense without some

I get scared. Don't tell me you don't asshole. Fear is a natural part of the human condition. Fear manifests in all kinds of ways, from monsters and boogeymen, to worrying about how people perceive us,

I shall start with my resume, so you assholes will not doubt the veracity of my cannabis knowledge. I started smoking weed at 14, selling to mates at 15, full on dealer at 17. I took my first payment of

My first sexual experience was memorable for the term 'are you in yet?' Apparently my 15 year old penis and her 18 year old vagina were incompatible. Now I'm not saying she had a massive vagina (I might

Firstly I found out about MROP randomly when I went couch surfing in Scotland with an ex-girlfriend. She was American and batshit crazy in a beautiful way. We stayed with these strangers and Anna had the

I'm writing this because I needed to read this at a point not so long ago. This writing is not for highly spiritually attuned people, or yoga masters, or those in touch with the divine feminine. It is

Not to be confused with 'making love to assholes', that's a different post. I've had a recent revelation in making love, leading me to think differently about the way those words sound and what they mean.

So what is Ankhing? Well, I have to confess, I'm not completely sure. I'm not the most subtle of beings. I'm mean, I'm no Donald trump, but I'm no light-fairy either. It seems to me, in my little snapshot

Relationship are hard for assholes. That's because assholes have lots of lust. I mean lust in the Buddhist sense where it includes not only sex but all desires. We want things from a partner. We want her

My supposition is that you are trapped being an asshole because you repress your emotions and true nature. Were you actually willing to express all that you deeply felt, and were it that you felt heard

Hello fellow beings, I am a writer of thoughts and feelings, not of science and things. I like writing stoned because I feel like it brings me more towards my heart and further from my rational mind, and