Comedy open mic round 30

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If you are offered $5million 馃捀 to kill a mosquito馃悵 on your Dad's馃懆馃徎 head with slippers馃憽...

Will you馃憠 go for it??

one guy replied - my dad will even advise me to use a plank so that I won't miss.. 馃槼

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Comedy open mic round 30 | Ecency