The topic of poison came up and my mom tells me that red food colouring (Also known as Allura Red) is extremely toxic and poisonous. My dad asks, 'is it not the green one?' My mom says no, it is definitely the red one. So my dad says, 'oh shit, so I have been feeding you the wrong one all these years.' He is 80 lol!
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