My Actifit Report Card: June 10 2026

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Today around Alexandra's Spring🇬🇧

Dnes kolem Alexandřin pramen🇨🇿

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Alexandra's Spring

Alexandřin pramen

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😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧

A woman calls her husband. The man picks up the phone and hears his wife say, 'Hey, Karel, don’t be too scared, I accidentally drove off the road, but fortunately, I’m fine...' Karel realizes that he probably doesn’t need to worry about his wife, so he asks about the car. 'And what about the car? Is it scratched?' 'Wait, I’ll ask...' After a moment, it comes from the phone: 'Mr. Diver, is the car scratched?'


😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿

Žena volá svému muži. Muž zvedne telefon a slyší, jak jeho žena říká: „Hele, Karle, hlavně se nelekej, omylem jsem sjela ze silnice, ale nic mi naštěstí není...“ Karel si uvědomí, že se o svou ženu asi opravdu bát nemusí, tak se zeptá na auto. „A co auto? Je obouchaný?“ „Počkej, já se zeptám...“ Po chvilce se ozve z telefonu: „Pane potápěči, je to auto obouchaný?

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