Yeah, don't ever be the first to fall asleep at a party Gif from giphy

Politicians suck

With a tongue like that, I'm sure he is a hit with the ladies. Don't want to come on too strong though Gif from giphy

They say intelligence comes from the the maternal side

Snap into a slim jim! Gif from giphy

Looks like he kinda ran out of steem. Maybe steem can just rotate the logo 90 degrees and people will confuse it with Libra

I wonder if she drove in the carpool lane like that to work

The Aladdin movie was actually better than I expected it to be as well

Not trying to pick on Ned here. With the price of Steem these days, looks like he is just making the most of the allotted advertising budget

Nah, everything is alright Gif from giphy

You can tell he was bullied a lot when he does that to himself. Probably gives himself titty twisters and draws penises on himself in permanent marker.

He should of stuck to riding his horse down the old town road

Probably gave them rohypnol, aka ruffies

Damn, you would think there would be some broken glass on the ground or something

The training program to work at Hooters seems pretty intense. I can wait a few extra seconds for my beer and chicken wings

Reminds me of what happened with the Ether ETH/ETC fork. I like the idea of keeping the blockchain immutable, but it seems ETH has won that battle. Liquidity and fungibility should be at the top of the

Bikini bottom whiskey dick

Cummander in chief

My wife would say that salad has too much sugar

Just don't marry her or you'll get a tongue-lashing every night