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2016-07-27 03:29
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theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Hands Full
Way to step on someone's feelings
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punchline
7y
RE: What romantic text messages look like when you are married:
pocketsend:5@acolucky
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theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Can't Decide
If it lands on the line then you get a threesome
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punchline
7y
RE: What romantic text messages look like when you are married:
I can hear the wedding bells rung
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Smug
If you do the dishes and the laundry, she won't possibly mind the new boat that you bought Gif from giphy
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Shh
As long as she doesn't start showing home movies then I'm good
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Revenge
No more choking the chicken either Gif from giphy
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bitcoin
7y
RE: Bitcoin Don't Care Mr. Trump!
If I am able to use cryptocurrencies to buy products, then it is a form of money. Liquidity, fungibility, and volatility certainly vary, but they still have value for many people.
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Bad Aim
Bowling is the only place I feel comfortable showing everyone my blue balls
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: He's Gonna Need It
He better have a lot of tools on his utility belt
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: So Long
That's a lot of urine
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: So Long
Probably preferable to being cut between the legs first
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: It's Gone
Just need a little eyebleach to wash it down Gif from giphy
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Down Boy
They were probably hoping he would smash into that computer monitor at the bottom
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Down Boy
The older you get, the more hair moves from your head to your balls
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Support
Hey, women have mother's day. What more do they want? Unwaivering support for their rights? We should start a masculinism movement
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Busted
You could tell her you were going to check the size so you could buy her more lingerie
theabsolute
funny
7y
RE: Right Here Baby
He's got a Woody for her
theabsolute
punchline
7y
RE: When the realtor says there are a "few" more documents to sign:
I don't know if you did this yet or not, but there is a claimdrop for Palnet tokens on Steem-Engine
theabsolute
palnet
7y
RE: PALnet claimdrop period coming to a close
Thanks for the claimdrop
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