JOKE OF THE DAY

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I was about leaving the church premises on Sunday when I saw a girl at the church gate..... This was our conversation............

Me: HI! Do u have a boyfriend?
Tola: No I don't have,and I don't want any
Me: Gen 2:18..... the Lord God says,it is not good for the man to be alone.. I will make a helper suitable for him...so, you are suitable for me
Tola: I don't love you
Me : 1 John 4:8 says,whoever does not love does not know God.Because God is love......
Tola: But,how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest
Me: mark 13:31 says,Heaven and earth 🌍 will pass away,but my words will not pass away.....
Tola: But I'm still studying
Me: Ecclesiastes 3:1 says, there's a time and season for Evey activities under the heaven....so this is our time
Tola: But why me? There are lot of girls out there
Me: proverbs 31:29 says, many women do noble things, but you surpass them all
Tola: what is it that you like in me?
Me: proverbs 31:30 says, charm is deceptful and beauty is flecting but a woman who fear the Lord is to be praised
Tola: what do you want now?
Me: 2 Corinthians 2:4 says,for I wrote you out of great distress and anguish of heart and with tears not grieve you but to let you know the depth of my love for you.....

I hope I know bible my fellow steemians... πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€
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