The answer is pretty simple - a freaking tank!
This one
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Why?
My grandfather was the driver of T-55
I think, he will be happy once I let him drive this once again.
Later on, this thing will be just perfect decoration to ANY cottage or even garden.
It is massive, severe, threatening and just fun to have.
And it costs not really much - price starts at $ 44 531
You'd say, @stuffy is freaking crazy? oh yeah!
"Catharsis seagull!" will be @stuffy's answer on that question
So, you'd better help me with my dream.
Please _
You don't believe that it's so cheap?
Go check here