My last few posts have mainly been about myself and they have been a little bit on the gloomy side of my life so I decided I am going to brighten things up a bit with some Humorous Quotes are you ready for some sh*ts and giggles people 馃榾
Mark My Word's When Society Has To Resort To The Lavatory For Its Humour The Writing Is On The Wall. Quote by Allan Bennet 1934 he made the quote on the play Forty Year's On 1968
- Money - The One Thing That Keeps Us In Touch With Our Children. Gyles Bandreth in Times 2
- He Used To Be Fairly Indecisive But Now He Is Not Certain Peter Alliss Colemanballs
- I Am Sorry We Have To Stop There I Have Just Come To The End Of My Personality - Closing Down An Interview Quetin Crisp 1908-99
My Will Is Strong But My Won't Is Weak - Cole Porter 1891-1964
I Can't Listen To Too Much Wagner, Ya Know? I Start To Get The Urge To Conquer Poland. Woody Allen - 1935 a quote from the film The Manhattan Murder Mystery 1998
It's Like Hanging Out With Two Minature Drunks (Quote About His Two Children)
Johnny Depp
If Men Had To Have Babies They Would Only Ever Have One Each - Diana Princess Of Wales 1961-97
These are Just A Few Of My Favourite Quotes If You Like This Post I Will Do Some More
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