I can see why some comedians are giving up on parodying Trump. He manages to out-do them for laughs himself, unintentionally. Nice guide to Trumpspeak in the Guardian (yeah, it's a lefty UK paper and I like it).
Here's an example. News he doesn't like is 'fake news' and 'sorry' means he isn't sorry. I don't follow him on Twitter, but then I hardly go there anyway. I know some people think he's good for business and Bitcoin, but you just don't know which way he will turn next. We're a couple of weeks in now, but it still feels like we're in some satirical spoof.
Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017
I'll probably get told to 'suck it up', but he's not my leader and even in the US you can still speak out.
Meanwhile, in Syria thousands are being executed. Be thankful if you live in a country where you can say what you think.