No1:
Teacher: Tell me the name of a place that made a man but can not go there?
Biltu: Ladies toilet sir!
No2:
Teacher :I have decided that most of you are lazy, that she will not have to read. Who is the most lazy?
Everyone except Biltu raised the hand.
Teacher: Why do not you raises hand?
Biltu :Sir, it is dificult to raise hands!