I naturally wanted to enter a submission for @punchline & @acolucky's gluten-themed joke challenge. I completely respect health and wellness, and anyone with any legitimate health complications from gluten, but a joke challenge is a joke challenge...

Here's the Gluten-Free Adoption Curve I've diligently compiled using 100% certified and verified sources.

Analysis: As you can see, adoption has spiked dramatically in recent years, which is wonderful so the majority of these previously disowned children can finally have a place to call home.

...One of my exes was gluten-free and essentially food-free, except sparkling water and diet soda. Grocery shopping with and for her was hell on earth, as well as ordering food. ::shiver:: She also only breathed purified air. This may contribute to my feelings on the topic.

Logo Source, The original chart was from Coinbase.

What's your spin?

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