Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the "barking" lot!
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!
Q: What does my dog and my phone have in common?
A: They both have collar I.D.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
A: Dingo Starr!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.