So I got up early this morning and rode my bike down to get breakfast. When I got back to my apartment I noticed this..
Poor rabbit. There he was hanging from the tree. What did he ever do to deserve such an ill fate? The people that did this must be racist against rabbits. Such an atrocity. They should make a law, or set up a rabbit friendly safe zone where rabbits can have freedom within a fenced in boundary.
Perhaps he was in collusion with the administration and was hiding his egg laying agenda and deserves to be iradicated. I heard rumors he was to be beaten down from the tree tomorrow in some sort of symbolic gesture of freeing the candies but it made no sense to me. I don't know why anyone would hold such disdainful contempt for such a cute little animals as a rabbit but there he was strung up high in the tree simply for being real.
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