Caroline (6:30 a.m.): morning!
Caroline (7:00 a.m) : Hey, are you awake?
Caroline (7:05 a.m): Answer me!!!! 馃槗馃槗馃槗馃槗馃槗馃槗
Lola (10:00 a.m): Oops! I went to bed late last night and didn't see your messages. What did you want?
Caroline (10:01 a.m.): The coffee! Where the &#%$" is the coffee????? I couldn't find it where we always keep it?
Lola (10:13 a.m.): Oh dear, I'm sorry I didn't tell you before! My mother sent me an article about the risks of drinking coffee every day... it seems to me that you have a vice with that drink, and I'm really worried. Drinking coffee first thing in the morning? That's too much! So I've hidden it away. But don't worry honey, I'm just thinking about your health. Oh, and our economy, of course, because coffee runs out too fast when you come home from your parents' house, and we're not even in exam period! Don't worry, in three days you won't even have to drink a cup of coffee!
Caroline (10:14 a.m.): 馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨馃槨!!!! This is the last straw, I swear you're going to pay for this, Lola!
Lola (10:15 a.m.): relax babe, you're acting like this because of the withdrawal period, you'll feel better 馃寛馃構
3 days later....
Lola (5:05 p.m): Honey!!! Look how it turned out!!!
[Lola has sent an image].
Lola (5:06 p.m): It took me three hours to make it... I've lost a bit of practice, but I think it turned out great, how do you see it? I already want to try it!
Lola (5:10 p.m.): Hey, thanks for helping me with the recipe this morning. You are a genius! I have to go now, wish me luck meeting my boyfriend's parents. And hopefully they like my cake.
Caroline (6:35 p.m.): 馃槝馃槝馃槝馃槝馃槝
Lola (8:55 p.m.): CAROLINE!!!!
Lola (8:55 p.m.): THE CAKE TASTES HORRIBLE, AND IT'S HARD.
Lola (8:56 p.m.): I don't understand what happened!!! what did I do wrong?
Lola (8:57 p.m): We couldn't eat it, it didn't taste sweet, it was inedible!!!.... I let them down! We had to buy some biscuits for dessert.
Lola (9:00 p.m.): Did you change the sugar jar for the salt jar?
Caroline (9:05 p.m.): Oh, I forgot to tell you! It's a new feng shui strategy I read about on the internet.... swap the sugar jar for the salt jar 馃槝馃寛 jar to improve the energies at home and you know, purify the environment.
Lola (9:06 p.m.): WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
Caroline (9:07): YES, A LITTLE BIT!!! SINCE YOU HID THE COFFEE JAR.
Lola (9:08): 馃槨YOU'RE ADDICTED!
Caroline (9:09): I JUST WANT MY COFFEE IN THE MORNINGS 馃槨
[Lola has sent a voice note with a lot of swearing]
[Caroline has sent another voice note with cursing and a couple more swear words].
Moral: If you have a coffee-loving roomie, mess with anything but their coffee.
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