ONE IN FOUR MEN
IS REALLY HAPPY
50% OF THE WOMEN WHO LEAVE THEIR BATHROOM LIKE THIS
GETS MAD WHEN THEIR PARTNER FORGETS TO PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT
100% OF YOUR WIFE'S FRIENDS CONGRATULATE HER WITH HER PREGNANCY AND WANT TO TOUCH HER BELLY
NONE OF THOSE SAME WOMEN WILL EVER GRAB YOUR CROSS AND SAY 'WELL DONE MATE'
