Here is a bit of GMO meat for this #trippythursday by 
Look at the latest patented GMO steak designed by billiam gates himself. Nevermind the side effects just eat the "safe and effective" meats.
What ingredients are in the fake meat you might ask? Well that is patented and confidential information. Here's a hint, it chirps at night. The FDA promises to release the ingredients to the public in about 100 years from now, just trust us and eat up.
Fortunately a whistleblower has been releasing each ingredient on the dark web. This first ingredient is segment of the AIDs virus and scientists assure us it will only give you just a little bit of AIDs if consumed. Hey it really works as a binding agent, much better than the traditional steak glue.
This next ingredient is a mystery. All people know is that it combines nuclear reactor cooling pool water and oil refinery soot. Apparently this combination of chemical slurry tastes just like beef.
The major ingredient is bug protein. The lab rat scientists found that cricket butts made the best texture to bind into a steak-like shape. The FDA allowes for up to 100% cricket poop to be in the product. The crickets are fed old surgical masks and expired vaccines.
The product has only been on the market for a week and the steaks are conglomerating together inside the supermarkets at night.
Now they have become a sentient life form. They float around the ceilings of the supermarket randomly picking off shoppers. Oddly enough the scientists and ad firm execs that pushed this product have all retired suddenly in non extradition countries. There are still some people trying to buy a fake steak but they are unable to get them due to "supply chain issues". Others have taken to making catch and cook videos inside supermarkets where the steak life forms are floating around. Sadly these vloggers rarely ever catch them and usually end up being eaten on the spot by the floating steak life forms. The major networks and PETA are pushing to give the steak life forms human rights and in California one of the steaks has already been elected governor.
That's all for now beware the fake meat entities and happy #trippythursday
