The squirrels are back for another #squirrelsunday
Have you heard that there is a new way to earn Worldcoin? All you have to do is enter the arena and escape various predators. Sure its dangerous but you get a chance to get a nice shiny WLD in your leafy wallet.
Wow can I buy video games with WLD? It will totally be worth dodging bloodthirsty predators for a bit of cash for my new vr game.
Don't do it kid, I've been there earning meaningless tokens for video games. I lost a bit of my ear and ended up bankrupt with the last token scam. My best advice is for you to stay out of it.
Whatever old grandpa squirrel I'm headed straight for the scanner to get into the octagon. I think I am smart enough and fast enough to escape and win. Once I win I will be sitting in a lambo full of peanuts showing off to all the other squirrels on social media...
I'm warning you kids this will not go well. You'd be better off finding a normal job and learning a few life skills. Those internet bloodsport games are not fair at all.
You better listen to your mom kid. I flew over the Worldcoin stadium yesterday and there was nothing but tufts of fur everywhere.
I don't believe you old geezers I tell ya Squirrli B told me it was safe to enter the competition. Lots of my friends are getting rich off WLD.
Squeek tomorrow is the tournament, enter now before its too late. Also be sure to pay your .00001 BTC fee to enter the competition.
Whew I'm glad I spent all my high school job savings on that BTC fee. Now I will get rich, just watch me...
The first batch of squirrels who were too slow were taken out by the badass Brutus Doggo McCoin. Man this game is great I get fresh meat every time I put out a new tweet...x
The next batch of squirrels were gutted from above by Hawksight Clawface. The last thing they heard while seeing dollar signs in their eyes was a screaming shriek before the talons caught them and threw them off the cliff.
The rest of the squirrels were cleaned up by Iron Jawed Janet. Sure she will lure you into her space with purrs, memes and soft fur but eventually the CAT will reveal herself to be the worst of the predators.
Did any of the squirrels beat the system and earn a WLD token? Sadly no, but that is how this system works, should have listened to old grandpa squirrel after all.