The squirrels are envious of someone for this #squirrelsunday
Look at this poor guy. His eyes are filled with greed and envy. Something has caught his eye and he can't take his mind off of it.
Even the hippie drummer squirrel who cares only about music has a tinge of envy. But it only lasted for a fraction of a second before he went on to drum out a new riff to a 9/8 beat.
The corporate ladder climbing squirrel only has a tiny bit of envy as soon she will be in the corner office with enough walnuts and acorns to buy the object of everyone's desire. Lets hope her crypto company doesn't get regulated in the new year.
The chipmunk looks on in amazement at how the squirrels are so greedy over an inanimate object. Squirrels are more philosophical and prefer to sit in their burrows thinking of how the planets align and what sort of acorn harvest their alignment will produce next year.
The dumpster diver figures she can just steal the object of everyone's desire if she is sneaky enough... She has a particular set of skills that only the black market will pay for...
The stoned rabbit doesn't know what planet he is on but still the glint of the sun off the object has caught his eye... To him it looks like something from another universe and the ground is talking to him at the same time...
The salesman squirrel has decided to host an auction for the object of everyone's envy... Can I get a taker for 1000 acorns going going... 2000 acorns going going... 4000 walnuts!!! anyone for 5000 walnuts!!!
SOOOLLLLLD to the guy in the green tuxedo. 10,000 acorns and walnuts was all it took to buy the treasured object. Those Argentines sure know how to roll with the big bucks...
Here it is. A vintage car in a vintage color. Now the parrot from Argentina will have it shipped just so he can use its windshield as a pooping platform to flex in front of the other parrots. Meanwhile the squirrels are devastated at losing the auction. They could have hauled pounds and pounds of walnuts in the trunk and chewed on the engine wiring for fun...
Drummer squirrel has placed a lojack in the trunk and will try and coordinate with the dumpster diver squirrel on stealing it during transit on the open seas. He will need the help of a few pelicans but the corporate ladder squirrel has some connections. They better watch out though because the parrots have connections to the hawk cartel...
That's it for the squirrel shenanigans happy #squirrelsunday