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@sassypuffin
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My original humor and my absurd thought bubbles
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2018-01-30 15:13
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sassypuffin
funny
2018-10-03 23:57
You're Hurting my Elbow
Throw back to this little gem of a commercial. You're welcome. Crash Bandicoot Commercial At Nintendo You're hurting my elbow. You're hurting my elbow. You're hurting my elbow. Thanks for stopping by.
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sassypuffin
funny
2018-09-27 15:01
Wow! One Post Depletes all of my Resources
Well Hot Damn, I have enough resources to make 2 comments and 10 votes Wow! So many options I don't know where to begin. Edit: After posting this I now have enough resources for 0 votes and 0 comments
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sassypuffin
funny
2018-09-01 14:39
Original Humor Post Recap
Because you missed out on my hilariously original humor the first go around, the following are a few of my previous posts. I hope you enjoy! Or not, whatever. Grandpa Reminiscing about Crypto The Numbers
sassypuffin
funny
2018-08-31 21:35
Grandpa Reminiscing about Crypto
Meanwhile...at somepoint in the future You know, back in my day, Neo was called Antshares And you could buy Bitcoin for a penny You're crazy Grandpa and whats a penny?
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crytpo
2018-08-24 15:46
The Numbers Speak for Themselves.
Today I have the day off from work. On her way out the door my wife turns to me and says "Can you please clean the kitchen today?" "I'll try to honey. But honestly, I don't know if I'll
sassypuffin
funny
2018-08-21 19:00
Something's Fishy
The Moment when you make a post and get 40 new followers in the first 10 minutes but no actual votes. Ooo, This looks promising. Wait a minute Somethings not right Somethings a bit fishy Suspicious Dam
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crypto
2018-08-15 20:06
When Moon?
When moon crypto? We have had plenty of this already but when are we going to be seeing more of this? We all know it's coming. But when? Images: 1, 2, 3
sassypuffin
funny
2018-08-10 01:00
Canada, Saudi Arabia Relations
Ahhh. What a lovely day in paradise. Tweet Tweet. Tweet Tweet. Mother f***ing Bird. My day is ruined. Destroy everything. Some people are saying that your reaction to that bird chirping was a bit over
sassypuffin
funny
2018-08-04 15:33
Is it Sourdough?
Wife: Hi honey. I brought home fresh bread from the bakery.Are you excited? Me: Yeah! Is it Sourdough? Umm. No? It's just bread. But its fresh. From the bakery. No one care about no white bread!!!Talk
sassypuffin
funny
2018-05-23 14:45
What's it like to be a Bird?
I've always wondered what it would be like to be a bird. Source So today, I'm going to shit on someones car. Source Thanks for Stopping By
sassypuffin
funny
2018-05-17 19:40
Feeling Good about Helping People
La la la.I'm such a great person.Just drivin to work to help people.La la la. Jesus Christ...WTF is this?Hey old guy. Hurry it up.Fucking cross already Yep.Oh my way to work to help people la la la.la
sassypuffin
funny
2018-05-02 18:19
Oh Grandma. Looking back, you still crack me up
Grandma! Yes child? Can I have a drink of your soda? Do you have AIDS? What's AIDS Grandma? hmmph. Nevermind.You can have your own soda how about that? Great! Thanks Grandma And that's a true story
sassypuffin
funny
2018-05-01 20:48
Explaining Tooth Fairy to a Child
Child: One of my teeth just fell out! Adult: Well make sure you put it under your pillow tonight before you go to bed. Child: Why would I do that? Adult: Because the tooth fairy will bring you money. Child:
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psychology
2018-04-28 17:50
Psychology student watching altercations on TV
Daaaaammmm. That guy just took a prefrontal cortexTO...THE...FACE!!!! Source Shit! Sherlock's dorsolateral prefrontal cortex just knocked the dust off that old guy. Source NOOOOOOO! Not the cerebellum!
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movie
2018-04-25 17:40
Original Hipster: Wes Anderson
Wes Anderson is one of my favorite film directors. I'm a huge fan of all of his movies. They have a particular style and feel about them that is unique and almost immediately recognizable. Based on the
sassypuffin
funny
2018-04-19 20:18
My Mom Thinks I Would be a good Sperm Donor
Today I was at work minding my own business when I received a text from my mom. Below is her actual text. Something to note is that my wife and I have told her a while ago that we do not want to have kids.
sassypuffin
funny
2018-04-17 21:43
When Someone Comments on your Post But Doesn't Upvote it...
I swear, some people on Steemit act like their vote costs them money or something. They feel the need to make a comment on your post, telling you how great it is, yet they're so cheap that they wont upvote
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crypto
2018-04-16 19:48
The Crypto Circle Jerk
First off, In general I love crypto-currencies. I love the excitement and the community they bring. I love the technology and innovation, and most importantly I love how they've made society re-think its
sassypuffin
funny
2018-04-09 19:37
Crypto Hype: BIG ANNOUNCMENTS
Something that has driven me crazy since getting involved in crypto is the hype, especially when people talk about huge announcements from projects. Big announcements seem to be endless and I've found
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game
2018-04-07 16:35
Bohnanza (aka "Beans"): Card Game Review
Bohnanza My wife and I love playing board games and card games and a few months ago we bought Bohnanza (aka: Beans) and its become one of our favorite games to play together or in groups. This article
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