Wife:
Hi honey. I brought home fresh bread from the bakery.Are you excited?
Me:
Yeah! Is it Sourdough?
Umm. No? It's just bread. But its fresh. From the bakery.
No one care about no white bread!!!Talk to me when it's sourdough.
So you don't want any bread?
......
Yeah I'll have some bread. Thanks honey
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